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China claims Norwegian fjord as ancient sovereign territory
By RONG REN Politics Correspondent Norwegian scholars are baffled as to why China wants one of its least interesting lakes BEIJING (China Daily Show) — The Chinese government today ramped up...
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Japan halts porn exports to China over Diaoyu controversy: report
By XING CHOUWEN Entertainment Correspondent China is said to only have enough squid porn to last two weeks TOKYO (China Daily Show) – The dispute over the Diaoyu Islands showed no signs of abatement...
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Millions still without porn after Japan lifts export ban to China
By XING CHOUWEN Entertainment Correspondent The ending of the ban is good news for both pornographers and fishermen BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Servers crashed and internet connections slowed to a...
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Diplomatic storm over nationality of South China Sea island’s sole inhabitant
By HUI JIA Foreign Correspondent Thakrat Samranpong, sole populant of Shadui, pictured in the newly founded provincial capital SHADUI (China Daily Show) – A castaway on an obscure South China Seas...
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US, China argue over Jeremy Lin bragging rights
By HUI JIA Hurt Feelings Correspondent Stateside Jeremy Lin fans are seen to urgently lack PRC flags BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As “Linsanity” continues to sweep both sides of the Pacific, an...
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Japanese man finds Chinese woman living on his island
By SHA DUI South China Seas Correspondent The islands are an increasingly popular holiday destination for rabidly nationalist tour groups DIAOYU ISLANDS (China Daily Show) – A Japanese man puzzled by...
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Four-year-old Chinese patriot won’t be eating sushi this week
By WO KOU Sovereignty Correspondent Aggrieved at Japan’s clear flouting of international maritime law, four-year-old Li locked himself in his bedroom yesterday and wept SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) –...
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Thousands take to the streets to express nuanced views on complex issue
By WO KOU Sovereignty Correspondent ‘Look – there’s a diplomat. Let’s have a rational debate!’ BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Across Chinese cities, thousands poured into the streets yesterday to...
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